Friday, December 30, 2011

New Year's Resolutions

If you are looking for a New Year's Resolution this year here is a generic list of  New Year's Resolutions you might want to consider. I challenge all of you to work on number one at least...I beg you. If you already have a New Year's Resolution feel free to share it with me. I love new ideas. My New Year's Resolution is to have book two published before...well before next New Year's if not sooner. Have a great and safe New Year's!

General New Years Resolutions

I will...
  1. Start washing my hands after I use the restroom.
  2. Stop drinking orange juice after I just brushed my teeth.
  3. Stop licking frozen flag poles.
  4. Gain enough weight to get on The Biggest Loser because I know I won't be able to lose it on my own.
  5. Help kids stay safe by not texting on my cell phone while eating McDonald’s and speeding through crosswalks in school zones with a frost covered windshield
  6. Go back to school to avoid paying my student loans.
  7. Read more books this year ... my book is always a good option ;)
  8. Keep it to myself that I have trouble with authority when being interviewed.
  9. Spend less than $1825 on candy at Walmart this year.
  10. Claim all my pets as dependents on my taxes

1 comment:

Aaron and Melissa said...

My New Year's resolution for this year is to work on and finish ONE project at a time!